Doug Stanhope for President?
Well, he seems to want to run, if the LP has the balls to nominate him.
Unfortunately I don’t think they do. The same weak kneed mouth breathers that passed on Aaron Russo because he was too extravagent will shit their pants over Stanhope. The mushbrains are already coming out against it in the comments here, the gist of the opponents being “sure, we’ll support him, if he learns how to act like a used car salesman”. Morons.






Well, I don’t have the balls to drive my car off a cliff with both flags flying either. Somehow my manhood is unaffected by this.
That petulant adolescent insults about one’s genitalia are the *first* line of argument against anyone who has doubts about this tells you something. Come back with a better argument whan you’re old enough to vote.
“you’re right, we don’t have the balls” would have said the same thing with fewer words…