the eyes have had it

I got glasses when I was 14 or so, and I hate Hate HATED them. I got contacts after about a month, and haven’t owned or wore a pair of glasses in the 20+ years since.

Well, now I’m finally getting my eyes zapped this month. Because contacts still suck, even though they suck considerably less, and because lasers are cool. Except that now I’ve got to wear glasses again for the next couple of weeks before the procedure.

And I still hate them every bit as much as did the last time. The heavy clunky feeling on my face, the fishbowling around the edges, the dizziness if I turn my head too fast — crap, I don’t know how you regular wearers put up with it.

These are gonna be a long couple of weeks.

5 Responses to “the eyes have had it”

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    teri Says:

    You’re brave. Good luck!

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    Logan L. Masterson Says:

    Ya know, I only got glasses a couple of years ago, and as I have a hard time even using eye drops, contacts are right out. I actually don’t mind glasses, being pleased enough to see fine detail at a distance to forgive the inconvenience.

    I certainly hope the zapping goes smoothly.

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    Jon Says:

    Yeah, despite my whining, glasses are certainly better than going around blind (and blind I would be … forget fine detail at a distance, I can’t so much as read a monitor at more than 8 inches or so away)

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