Archive for January, 2007

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Friday, January 12th, 2007

The conspiracy thickens. Not only did The Man kill Gerald Ford to take the spotlight off James Brown, it seems the Illuminati has now taken Robert Anton Wilson to further distract us.
Rest in peace, Mr. Wilson. Fnord.
errata:
Nice write-up at Wonkette

Happy, happy, happy, every-bod-y happy

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

Well, at least this Philip Glass fan is all sorts of happy. February is going to be a good month.
Now if only the Nashville Opera was doing “Einstein”…

(onetwothreefour… onetwothreefour… onetwothreefour… onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight)
And it could be where it is.
It could be frankly
It could be Frankie.
It could be very fresh and clean.
It could be a balloon.
Oh these [...]

House Guest

Monday, January 8th, 2007

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such [...]

Buddhist elected to Congress

Sunday, January 7th, 2007

Cool. Diversity’s a good thing. Now if we can get a Hindu, an atheist*, & some Wiccans up there, we might be in business.
Buddhist congresswoman sworn in, urges tolerance
It almost sounds like the beginning of a joke — a Buddhist, a Muslim, and a bigot named Virgil walk into a bar…
* I mean an avowed [...]